You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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