Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize