is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I didn't notice because vodka
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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