Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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