Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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