We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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