dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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