So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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