I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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