I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
