is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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