I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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