i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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