sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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