Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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