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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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