so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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