Fuck appropriateness.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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