He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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