It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
