i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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