...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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