Plan B is the new Plan A
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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