I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
