i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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