I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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