SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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