had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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