I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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