You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
