STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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