butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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