she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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