I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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