i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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