So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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