yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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