After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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