so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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