whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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