It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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