I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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