You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
