Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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