why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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