office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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