Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
