just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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