i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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