So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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