This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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