just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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