Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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