If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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