i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Randomize
