He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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