There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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