I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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